It's Cool To Be Nice

International Playgirl


seriously, what the fuck is it about me and fabulous gay black christian cab drivers in Honolulu? they seem to find me every time I need a ride. tonight will make it the 3rd time I’ve hailed a cab that has been driven by a fierce, large, gay black man spouting the word of the Great Lord. we go together like cornbread and chili baby! amen!

tonight Kris ended up tattooing this┬ábig┬ápolynesian piece kind of late so I decided to work on my flash instead of racing to clean because I figured I’d be late either way. I finish doing an immaculate job of cleaning to the shop to the point where I can actually some sparkling coming off the floor. if you don’t know me real well, I take cleaning very seriously but even more so at work. I’m constantly dealing with gross biohazardous materials on the regular, so when it’s my night to close the shop I want everything cleaned to perfection. it makes the shop look good, everyone knows that I do an awesome job, and most of all it reassures customers that they are in a safe, sterile environment which is true. so, I cleaned like a motherfucker and proceed to leave work at 1am.

now it’s time to hail a cab to take me home because I missed the last bus but I don’t mind because I made good tips and it’s nice to treat myself to a cab now and again. I see one pulling away and I wave frantically at him, he pulls over and stops and I hear this girlish voice say “lord girl, you are a ravishing creature and a sister of Jesus! where can I take you tonight?” I shit you not, those were his words. and as far as ravishing, maybe when I got to work but that was 8 hours ago so at this point I know I am disheveled and sweaty. but he continues to tell me I am fabulous, I look fabulous, and pray to Jesus…..haha WTF. so as he drives me to my humble abode we start talking about again how great and fashionable I am to him, and how he’s a religious studies major. he also invited me to his church, told me I am a powerful woman whose words will affect a great many people, and he knocked down my cab fair to only $5. AMEN TO THA LORD YALL!!! he was an absolute amazing creature and made the ride home amazing. yay for me always getting the best cab rides home! HALLELU BABY!! <3

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