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A: Who do you like and Why? Carl. He is kind, funny, loving, takes great care of me, and genuinely wants me to be happy all the time. So far,FUCK CH'YEAH.
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love? I'm a lover. I fall in love with everything. I've been in love my whole life with people, things, ideas, everything.
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end? 2yrs and because people are assholes and we were meant to be happy with other people later on.
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how? Yes, by attempting to be a more patient and thoughtful person. By taking some else's feelings into account.
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me? Which one? Either I'll want to take you to lunch or I'll run you over with a car and then take your wallet. YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY SHIT BAG.
F: Have you ever been cheated on? Yes, and the girl he did it with had kankles and acne, I was so insulted haha.
G: Have you ever cheated? I couldn't do that to someone. It's easier to leave than live with the guilt.
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why? Ew, no. If you're capable of not being able to control yourself around other men/woman then what else can you do?
I: What's the most important part of a relationship? I can't decide between laughter and trust.
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? Serious, I'm in the business of settling down and starting a life at this point.
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"? I don't know, I can tell you if I ever get there.
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with? Everyone you know, like everybody.
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship? I regret not slapping that hideous acne ridden trashy woman and for not hitting him with my car when I had the chance. I also regret paying all the bills, buying all the beer, and not getting enough sex.
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex? When they can comprehend the consequences, so really not until your in your late 20's maybe? I think you can have sex in your later teens after you've have a fully comprehensive talk about how to protect you and your partner, where to go for testing, and once you have a full supply of the contraceptive you choose.
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not? I did when I was younger. I mean in a way it is because I've been acting 30 since I was 8. I'm a very high strung free spirit, so I've always been kind of all love and earth but at the same time I've always been a hard worker and too serious. Some people have gone through experiences that make them deal with things differently and more maturely when they are younger, some people need leashes till they're 40. It's a person to person thing.
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not? Lust at first sight, love at first belly laugh. I love everyone for the most part. Even my shitbag ex and the cock suckers I work with. Usually.
Q: Turn on's? Carl. His hair, his teeth, our humor together, every inch of him and his personality.
R: Turn off's? Bad style, not being confident, not having enough sass or spunk, just blending in too much, being boring.
S: What do you consider a deal breaker? Blatant lying, being called out and still lying, cheating, not making me laugh.
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship? Because it's gone bad and you don't want it to get worse and it's not worth saving.
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single? Yes, and it's not about how long we've been together it's about the adventures we're going on in the future!
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends? Yes. Just depends on the people and timing.
W: Do you think people should date their friends? Once again depends on timing and people and situations.
X: How many relationships have you had? Oodles and boodles.
Y: Do you think love can last forever? Why not is a better question?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things? Fuck off.
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of? No. I mean their approval matters because I'm very close with my family and my partner would see them all the time, and I would take into account why they didn't like said partner, but that's not my problem now so whatevs.
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be? Stay the fuck AWAY from Cody and Seth. It's not worth the years or torment.
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not? Yes, up to a point. Distance does make you see things about someone you miss and love that you didn't realize, but without that connection for too long I think even the best relationships would be strained and hard.
4: What do you notice first about another person? Shoes, attitude, ugh you're not Carl.
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you? Why would they? I love my fabulous brothers and sisters in all shapes, size, colors, or pre/post operation. We are all people, I don't like uneducated assholes, I don't like snobbery or clique-ishness, and I especially don't like people who don't give others a chance over such small details as to who they love or what's between their legs.